White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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