Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I intend to get homeless drunk
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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