bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
im six kinds of drunk right now
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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