There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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