Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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