I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
How's work?
Spinning.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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