She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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