She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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