Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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