nut hugger
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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