Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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