its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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