Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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