it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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