Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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