Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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