Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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