I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Randomize
