It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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