Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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