She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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