i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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