I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm passing your future prison.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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