NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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