I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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