You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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