Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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