When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Randomize
