For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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