come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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