Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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