It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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