if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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