I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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