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go home
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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