That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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