I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?