Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
that's an acceptable place to lick
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.