yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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