how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.