So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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