What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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