but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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