she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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