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(847): View more from Illinois

4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

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(847) 4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it http://tfl.nu/qjg2

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(917): View more from New York City

I cockslap morals

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(917): I cockslap morals http://tfl.nu/zqeh

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(858): View more from California

you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.

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(858): you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch. http://tfl.nu/r7zt

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My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.

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(954): My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet. http://tfl.nu/5qcs

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(303): View more from Colorado

And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?

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That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence

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(303): And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open? (1-303): That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence http://tfl.nu/qwl7

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah

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Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks

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(484): Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah (215): Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks http://tfl.nu/j7v7

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?

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(603): So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'? http://tfl.nu/2o2u

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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.

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(404): she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating. http://tfl.nu/jrr4

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.

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(615): If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night. http://tfl.nu/85ri

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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.

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(+44): Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect. http://tfl.nu/gla7

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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.

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(901): Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open. http://tfl.nu/khnp

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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.

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(970): The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad. http://tfl.nu/lkeb

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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.

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(307): While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus. http://tfl.nu/hrmm

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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.

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(785): I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie. http://tfl.nu/su8u

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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with

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(425): My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with http://tfl.nu/lkbr

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