I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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