I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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