i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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