I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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