I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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