You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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