I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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