The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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