Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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