You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
sarcasm needs its own font
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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