I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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