i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Operation Purity has been aborted
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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