I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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